Jan Brewer Is Closely Watching the Rectums of Illegal Immigrants
We have a new candidate for America’s Next Top Mexican Sociophysiologist. America’s Governor, Jan Brewer of Arizona, said today that a “majority of the illegal trespassers that are coming into the...
View ArticleRick Perry Has a Large Collection of Boots and ‘Medical Tests’
Every day is Christmas for Future President Cowboy Rick Perry. This is partially because that is the law down in Texas, where as much as they want to “teach Creationism” to their children, they are...
View ArticleExecutioner Perry’s Murder Train Often Picks Up Teenagers and Disabled
It is not news that Future Sheriff-in-Chief Rick Perry enjoys murdering Mexicans, for sport. That is why Michele Bachmann is probably having a shame-based pill binge, right this very minute, while...
View ArticleNikki Haley Tries to Empower Women While Endorsing Woman-Phobic Freak
South Carolina Governor Nikki Haley, (former) Tea Party fave, is trying her best to distract us from the sad and dull obviousness of her 2012 endorsement of Mitt Romney with a new Marie Claire...
View ArticleJohn Kasich Does An Excellent Parkinson’s Disease Imitation
Ohio Gov. John Kasich gave his State of the State speech this week and how did that go, The Hill? “Kasich’s speech was laced with repeated mentions of his wife, Karen Kasich, an impersonation by the...
View ArticleParis Attacks Making Brave Americans Soil Themselves, Quelle Surprise
People react to tragedy in so many different ways. Some rise to the occasion, bravely refusing to be cowed by circumstance, like the Parisians who opened their homes to strangers and the cab drivers...
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GOP Senators Gush Over Gorsuch. Wonkagenda For Weds., March 22, 2017
Morning Wonketariat! There’s a bajillion things going on today, and here’s some of the things that we may be talking about! President Trump threatened to end GOP House members (with votes) if they...
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